{"title":"Snark Totes - Ready Totes","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"stalk-and-sleigh-ready-tote","title":"Stalk \u0026 Sleigh Ready Tote","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eHoliday Cheer, But Creepy.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eForget sugarplums—this tote is for those who see the season as equal parts festive and unsettling. It’s small, sturdy, and ideal for crafting, gift runs, or stashing your coal collection. Perfect for anyone who knows the holidays are less about joy and more about being… watched.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOfficially licensed Steven Rhodes designs!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eDesign side 1 - The Elves Are Always Watching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eDesign side 2 - He Sees You When You're Sleeping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e10\"H x 8.5\"W x 4.5\"D\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eUnique design on each side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eWoven PP\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eSturdy Nylon Web Handles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eMade in China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Snark Totes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47675814281353,"sku":"SRRT135","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/9665\/9849\/files\/StalkandSleighReadyToteTealInfographic.png?v=1784845990"},{"product_id":"alien-agendas-ready-tote","title":"Alien Agendas Ready Tote","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eStay Alert. 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Trust no one—except maybe the bag holding all your secrets, yarn, craft projects and snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOfficially licensed Steven Rhodes designs!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eDesign side 1 - Don’t Talk to Strangers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eDesign side 2 - Are We There Yet?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e10\"H x 8.5\"W x 4.5\"D\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eUnique design on each side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eWoven PP\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eSturdy Nylon Web Handles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eMade in China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Snark Totes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47675814314121,"sku":"SRRT121","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/9665\/9849\/files\/AlienAgendasReadyToteTealInfographic.png?v=1784845944"},{"product_id":"sew-emotional-ready-tote","title":"Sew Emotional Ready Tote","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCarry All the Feels—With Thread and Needles.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003eFor the emotionally expressive and the craft-obsessed, the \u003ci\u003eSew Emotional\u003c\/i\u003e Ready Tote brings it all together—literally. One side lets you flaunt your craft skills with \"You Can Learn Crafts,\" because sewing up zombie heads is clearly the next logical step after knitting scarves. Flip it over, and it’s time to unpack that \u003ci\u003eemotional baggage\u003c\/i\u003e—and let’s be honest, there’s a lot of it. Whether you're stitching your way through a meltdown or just need a tote as versatile as your mood swings, this bag's got your back (and front). Life’s tough, but this tote’s tougher—and way snarkier. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOfficially licensed Steven Rhodes designs!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eDesign side 1 - You Can Learn Crafts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eDesign side 2 - My Emotional Baggage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e10\"H x 8.5\"W x 4.5\"D\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eUnique design on each side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eWoven PP\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eSturdy Nylon Web Handles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eMade in China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Snark Totes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47675814346889,"sku":"SRRT105","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/9665\/9849\/files\/SewEmotionalReadyToteTealInfographic.png?v=1784845902"},{"product_id":"crafting-revenge-ready-tote","title":"Crafting Revenge Ready Tote","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLove crafts?  Love the dark side? 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It’s the perfect size for your craft projects, small hauls, or a stash of emergency snacks you definitely won’t be sharing. Consider it a portable reality check: people disappoint, cats deliver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0in;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOfficially licensed Steven Rhodes designs!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eDesign side 1 - So Many Dipshits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eDesign side 2 - My Family Portrait\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003e10\"H x 8.5\"W x 4.5\"D\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eUnique design on each side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eWoven PP\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eSturdy Nylon Web Handles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in;\"\u003eMade in China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Snark Totes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47675814412425,"sku":"SRRT134","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/9665\/9849\/files\/PurrspectiveReadyToteTealInfographic.png?v=1784845767"},{"product_id":"corporate-chaos-ready-tote","title":"Corporate Chaos Ready Tote","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eSurvive. 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